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caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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So either this library book has just fucking disappeared somewhere on my table or I left it at my workplace without realizing it??

No, wait, what the…

…. what onion

Didn’t you text me about an onion? I brought it when I suddenly appeared at the table. Or am I thinking of a different time?

Also, feel free to tell me to shut up (or if you prefer, “Shut your dick holster”) if you want to do homework without bother.

That was this year though?

Then, no I’ve never seen your room.

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candiedeyesnow:

candiedeyesnow:

theoncomingstormcage:

candiedeyesnow:

theoncomingstormcage:

candiedeyesnow:

candiedeyesnow:

So either this library book has just fucking disappeared somewhere on my table or I left it at my workplace without realizing it??

No, wait, what the…

…. what onion

Didn’t you text me about an onion? I brought it when I suddenly appeared at the table. Or am I thinking of a different time?

Also, feel free to tell me to shut up (or if you prefer, “Shut your dick holster”) if you want to do homework without bother.

candiedeyesnow:

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candiedeyesnow:

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So either this library book has just fucking disappeared somewhere on my table or I left it at my workplace without realizing it??

No, wait, what the fuck, I never even brought it there… AHHH I REMEMBER WHERE IT IS

Kitchen?

Bedside table

Ah. I’ve never been in your room, so it didn’t dawn on me.

Like hell you haven’t I invited everyone up there on my 18th birthday

Was I even there? I get the feeling I wasn’t. I remember the onion, but I’ve never been there.

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